Get at that gwap

For some reason my obsession with that song "The Ecstasy of Gold" from that movie "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" took over my entire night.



It's like 3am and I literally can't sleep because it's just that awesome.

...

Okay, maybe it's because of that salsa I had 10 minutes before going to bed, but whatevs. That song is still the ish.

A woman is like a vase...

My roommate's friend said I looked like "That guy from Flight of the Conchords... you know, the landlord guy?"

So if you don't know me and you're curious about my devastatingly sexy looks, then look no further than this motherfather:



His name is Eugene Mirman, and he's a real sexpert.

Now back to the living room with my roommates to watch the BCS bowl which I give not a scheisse about...

What Dreams May End

The first word of my waking thoughts today was "Moribund."

Not "Goddammit" or "Fuck" as usual.

And here I thought I was getting more stupider.

Posts forthcoming. Maybe.