A woman is like a vase...

My roommate's friend said I looked like "That guy from Flight of the Conchords... you know, the landlord guy?"

So if you don't know me and you're curious about my devastatingly sexy looks, then look no further than this motherfather:



His name is Eugene Mirman, and he's a real sexpert.

Now back to the living room with my roommates to watch the BCS bowl which I give not a scheisse about...